EDIT: Whoops, part of the post came out as ???????s, have replaced it a romanised version of what was there.
I was going to do a joke today, but then I realized that I am my own joke! I didn’t have the forward planning to actually think of something good, so I give you….
Wait for it….
NOTHING!
No highly amusing anecdotes about how I made myself violently sick while playing as frost (actually, that was a fairly funny story), or about that one time I had to do some stuff, like single handedly do a whole bunch of stuff in SW for some holiday achievement, or something (that was actually rather lame), or about that one time I killed some alien dude with a wrench and some rockets (woah, wrong game).
This is of course, as you might of guessed, a RUSE. Or, a JOKE. Or, something else. A lie, perhaps?
I’ve spent the last week playing remakes of the greatest game of my childhood. Pokemon Soul Silver. A shining beacon of old school-ness in a sea of kinda dull DS-based Pokemon games. I mean, sure, there are better RPGs, but they are even more stupidly difficult (yeah, I didn’t remember how tough the pokemans could be either) and are for the PS2 (read they’re Persona 3/4) and this one has Eevee, or to be more specific, this one has FLAREON.
In honor of this momentous occasion, I have deleted my toons, and rolled a hunter, called Red, and have made him a BEAST POKEMON MASTER! With his adorable and strong lynx FLAREON!
…
nani desu ka ?
anata wa watashi wo shinji te i nai desu ka ?
Okay, that wasn’t fair. But really. I totally have. And stuff. It’s rad. I love having a pet, and traps and stuff.
Gotcha. :p

